Goats

          My first day in Virginia, and I started it off by going out to feed the goats.  These three ladies come right up to the edge of their lakeside resort to eat straight out of your hand.  With a coat of swirls and the most unique eyes, like polished tiger's eye pebbles, they are quite the flirtatious broads, always seeing what you have to offer. But what out, with flirtation comes jealousy, and if you don't move out of the way you might get caught by a head-butt.